Monday, December 8, 2025

Anomalies Resolved but Real Truth Hidden, We Speculate

1) The Pivot Group is seeking an Account Exec with 3+ years of experience with politics, organizing, advocacy, or labor unions to join their political direct mail & strategy operation; at least 2+ cycles of campaign experience strongly preferred – $79k – fully remote; runs through 2026 campaign season – see also main career page 

2-3) Fresh opportunities with lobby lobbying/communications group Lot 16 – see also main career page

4) The Democratic Attorneys General Association is seeking a Senior Director of Development with 10+ years’ experience in political fundraising, including senior-level work developing plans in multi-channel fundraising, including major gifts & corporate partnerships – $180k-$200k – search managed by Grossman Solutions 

5) Summit Strategy Group is seeking a Senior Account Exec (pdf) to join their Sacramento, CA office – $72k-$80k – 2–4 years of experience in public affairs, strategic communications, PR, or related required, as well as exceptional writing & editing skills; familiarity with California policy, political, or regulatory issues a plus – see also main career page 

6) AccentureSenior Copywriter – multiple locations including Arlington, Va.

7-8) Active Minds – see also main career page

9) American Conservation CoalitionDevelopment Associate – $58k-$68k – search managed by Talent Market 

10-11) Brookings Institution

12) Bryson GilletteManager, Public Affairs & Paid Media (scroll to find) – $55k-$75k – DC or Los Angeles

13) Cherokee FederalStrategic Communications Consultant, Global Health – $142k – Secret clearance required

14-15) Children's National Medical Center

16) Constellation EnergySenior Federal Government Affairs Manager – $164k-$183k

17) FOX 5 DCNews Producer – $90k-$96k

18) Friends of the Global Fight Against AIDS, Tuberculosis & MalariaCommunications Intern, Global Health Advocacy – Winter/Spring 2026 – $2,500 stipend

19) General Dynamic Information TechnologyMarketing Campaign Manager 

20) George Washington UniversityDirector, Communications and Marketing, Engineering School – $120k-$169k

21) Global Strategy GroupManager, Communications & Public Affairs – $75k-$85k

22) International Justice MissionVice President of US Government Partnerships 

23) Kennedy Center for the Performing ArtsSocial Media Director – $108k-$129k

24) LeadingAge Director, Housing Legislative Affairs – $122k-$149k – see also main career page

25-26) Marriott International

27) MarsExternal Communications Manager 

28) National Gallery of ArtChief of Communications – $201k-$207k – apply by Dec. 12 

29) National Marine SanctuaryMedia & Communications Specialist – $80k-$90k – see also main career page 

30-32) Smithsonian Institution

33) SoFiSenior Manager, Government Affairs – $158k-$236k

34) Teatown Lake ReservationDirector of Marketing & Communications (pdf) – $74k-$84k – Ossining, NY – see also main career page 

35-36) Tesla

37) Union of Concerned ScientistsDirector, Science Policy – $151k – PhD required – remote-based

38) World Food ProgrammeCommunications Officer – apply by Jan. 3

39) … and finally: Arlo Solutions is searching for a Senior Congressional & Public Affairs Specialist/Advisor supporting the All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office, who claim their department has not found any evidence of extraterrestrial technology, which strikes us as a pretty cagey response – and since they require a Secret clearance (what are they hiding?), we suppose you won’t share the real truth with us.

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