We've got great jobs, minor diversions, a healthy dose of conspiracy theory, some espionage, and a touch of local bio-terror in Monday's edition – right after previously-noted opportunities
closing this week:
National Building Museum –
Marketing & Communications Associate (scroll down) –
Apr. 25British Embassy/British Council –
Head of Press & Communications – $60k –
Apr. 26
InterAction:
Novozymes –
Director of Public Affairs & Communications –
Apr. 27Arlington County Government:
Nature Conservancy –
Communications Manager, Major Systems Initiative (search by job # 13121 or scroll to find) –
Apr. 29Unknown GOP Senator –
Press Assistant –
Apr. 29Environics Communications –
Vice President, Government Relations – Toronto, ON –
Apr. 30J Street:
Union of Concerned Scientists –
Major Gifts Officer – Cambridge, MA –
Apr. 30
University of Virginia –
Social Media & Marketing Coordinator – based at the Miller Center in DC –
Apr. 30West Virginia Higher Education Policy Commission –
Research & Policy Analyst – $50k – Charleston, WV –
Apr. 30The Wilderness Society –
Research Associate, Economics – Anchorage, AK –
Apr. 30_______________________
Our friends at
Slesinger Management are leading searches for:
Join the
fast-car-flouting folks at
Red Engine Digital:
Dept. of Homeland Security –
Appropriations Liaison Coordinator – $89k-$115k – job ID: DHSHQ11-460704-FO – apply
today, April 25
Newly-available with Rafetto Herman Strategic Communications: PR Assistant Account Exec/Account Exec – at least one year's worth of relevant experience required.
American Diabetes Association:
If you’re like us, you’ve often wondered what’s become of long-time Golden State Warrior back-up big man
Adonal Foyle – we’re pleased to see that he’s now a member of the
World Sports Humanitarian Hall of Fame – and
you might be happy to learn of the
Democracy Matters program he founded in association with the political watchdogs/scolds at
Common Cause, especially if your inclined to apply for a campus-based
Internship with the DM effort. By the way, Foyle also runs the
Kerosene Lamp Foundation, helping less-privileged kids in the Caribbean & US.
Mission:Readiness – is an organization led by senior retired military leaders working towards ensuring continued American security and prosperity by calling for investments in the upcoming cohort of American children, as well as compulsory paramilitary service for all children aged 11-17. OK, OK that last part isn’t true at all (unless that’s phase three of
Operation Young Thunder).
Senior Associate and perhaps
Associate (pdf) & San Francisco-based
California State Director (pdf) sought – we suspect your first assignment will be to find out how much we
really know.
The
Americans Elect plan to seize the reins of our nation is to
subvert the party process and nominate their own Manchurian Candidate by undoubtedly secure and not-at-all-manipulable online ballot. We look forward to their eventual showdown with the Mission: Readiness cabal. Join the movement as
Deputy Policy Director – and please make sure we’re sent to one of the cushier Citizen Reeducation Centers once your cadre takes control.
American Jewish World Service:
Will the
International Spy Museum use enhanced interrogation techniques in your interview? Send them your resume in invisible ink and find out:
Did you know that Manassas, Va. is home to the self-assessed
world's largest and most diverse culture collection, including a
broad range of cell lines, microorganisms, and viruses? It’s good to know we don’t have far to travel to pick up our next order of
Porcine Entovirus 3. In any event, we suggest staying close to the office and not wandering around too much if you’re tapped as
Executive Assistant with
ATCC/Global Bioresource Center.
Purely a coincidence, really, that we next bring you
Director, Government Relations with the
Infectious Diseases Society of America – $88k-$93k.
Patent & Trademark Office –
Public Affairs Specialist – $74k-$97k – job ID: OUS-2011-0005 – apply by May 5
The
Lawyers Committee for Civil Rights seeks
Legislative Assistant – relevant lobbying/legislative experience desired, along with interest in civil rights issues – apply by Apr. 28
Ernst & Young seeks
Legislative Policy Associate Director who understands that
schedules are driven by Congress; and that late nights (you’re partying with ______’s staff at
Rex),
weekend ("So I ran into _____ ’s health LA at Gold Cup …."),
and early morning ("Who’s got the _____ breakfast covered?")
activities in support of relationship building with stakeholders will be required. Probably a lot of work involved, too.
What’s new with the folks at
Bloomberg?
Teach for America seems to be pretty flexible as to where you can hang your hat and park your Kia – perhaps that’s one reason they’re lauded as one of
Fortune’s top workplaces for 2011:
Bellwether Education Partners works to help dramatically accelerate the achievement of low-income students – seeking
Manager, Strategic Communications & Events.
Securities Industry and Financial Markets Association –
PAC Manager
Montgomery Housing Partnership:
Washington Monthly –
Business Intern – apply by May 6
Association of Public Television Stations –
Government Relations AssistantAnother likely-secretive front group bent on world- (or at least multi-hemispheric-) domination goes by the unassuming name of
European-American Business Council. They seek a
Policy Manger (probably a euphemism for
Industrial Spy or
Junior-level Assassin) who is a self-starter with diplomatic (yet icy when the occasion demands it, we imagine) demeanor.
Your career search widget of the day: the jobs board from the
Maryland Association of Nonprofit Organizations. Note: this site loads a
little slowly for us, so additional patience on your part may be required.