Friday, May 31, 2019

Further Illumination on the Illuminati

Hello Friday job-browsers!  We've got some fine & fun opportunities for you, along with the latest update on the never-ending search for wealth, power & fame via anonymous blog comments.

The DC Dept. of Transportation has passed along this very fresh call for a Policy Analyst with strong legislative tracking, analysis & reporting skills – $85k-$109k – apply by June 8

The American Federation of State, County & Municipal Employees has passed along this Research Librarian post –with a $72k starting pay grade – advanced degree in library or information science is strongly preferred, along with 3-5 years’ related experience – apply by June 28

The World Wildlife Fund is seeking a Program Officer with 2-4 years of experience in communications, wildlife conservation and understanding of international conservation issues.

New & super-fresh w/ Edelman PR since we put together yesterday’s set:
Saint Stephen and the Incarnation Episcopal ChurchCommunications Coordinator – 8-10 hrs/wk @ $17/hr – fluency in Spanish required – Columbia Heights, DC location – apply by June 15

Centers for Disease Control & Prevention
Health Communications Specialist – $117k-$152k – apply by June 6

Astra ZenecaAssociate Director, State Government Affairs – 10+ years of experience in government, politics or government affairs desired.

American Heart AssociationVice President, Federal Advocacy – seeking candidates with 10+ years of successful experience leading a federal policy or government affairs management operations, including formation of federal legislation.

American University
Georgetown location, a probably very fun trade show, and a business card with your-name@candyUSA.com are just some of the sweet aspects of this Manager, Grassroots & Public Policy role with the National Confectioners Association
 
Atlantic MediaSenior Editor for Route Fifty – ability to serve effectively as an on-stage interviewer & panel moderator and knowledge of current & emerging issues and trends in state & local government desired. 

National Association of Home BuildersDirector, Grassroots Programs (scroll to find) – 4-6 years of political grassroots experience at federal or state level required, trade association background preferred.

Center for American Politics
World Resources InstituteMedia Specialist – 2+ years of experience in PR, journalism, communications or other relevant field desired; background in environment, climate, energy, or development issues preferred.

Pew Charitable TrustsSenior Data & Research Associate, Public Safety Performance Project/Juvenile Justice – seeking candidates with 4+ years of applicable experience in criminal or juvenile justice research & policy analysis or related field.

… and finally: we know some of the cheerful crew and fine products at Port City Brewing pretty well, so we can wholeheartedly recommend joining their empire as their Richmond, Va-based Central Virginia Sales Representative.

… and finally, part 2: we just think there’s something inherently fun about pools & hot tubs joining forces to fight summertime ennui & all-season sore muscles as the Pool & Hot Tub Alliance – you can report for duty in either Alexandria, Va. or Colorado Springs, CO as a Public Relations Specialist – $55k-$62k

… and finally, part 3: we first reported in April that the usually secretive Illuminati, bestowers of wealth & power, had popped into our comments field in search of new recruits – but a recent update to those comments (scroll down) claims to rep the real deal Illuminati. Now we don’t know what to think – it almost shakes our faith in anonymously sourced offers of easy riches and fame!

Best wishes for an awesome weekend from your favoritepublic affairs jobs resource.

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